Sherry D. Anthony picked up the phone,
"Hello," She said in a high happy tone.
"Hey Buddy McFee, How ya doin' 'ol pal?"
"This is your friend, from the coast, Big Al."
"I'm sorry kind sir," Sherry said to the man.
"But you dialed the wrong number,"
"The one that you planned."
"Oh gosh, my dear lady forgive the confusion,"
"I'll hang up and make this my final intrusion."
((CLICK))
BRRRRRRING!!!! BRRRRRRING!!!! BRRRRRRING!!!!
Sherry D. Anthony picked up the phone,
"Hello, " she said in a low mellow tone.
"Hey Buddy, say man,"
"Where've you been all these years?"
"Come on over we'll talk and drink a few beers."
"I'm sorry dear sir," Sherry said back to him,
"You've dialed the wrong number all over again."
"Oh my goodness," Al said, feeling real sick,
"I'll hang up right now, and I'll make it real quick.
((CLICK))
BRRRRRRING!!!! BRRRRRRING!!!! BRRRRRRING!!!!
Sherry D. Anthony picked up the phone,
"Hello," she answered in a very harsh tone.
"Hey Bud!" Big Al shouted into Sherry's ear,
"We're having a party we wish you were here!"
"Listen Big Al!" Sherry shouted, "This is appauling!"
"You don't have a clue which number you're calling!"
....PAUSE....
"He's still not at home!" Al yelled to his crowd,"
"I"ll call him back later when the pary's not loud."
((CLICK))
BRRRRRRING!!!! BRRRRRRING!!!! BRRRRRRING!!!! BRRRRRRING!!!! BRRRRRRING!!!!
Jimmy P. Anthony picked up the phone,
"Hello," he said, in a mild mellow tone.
"Sure," said her husband "That I can do,"
"SHERRY!" He shouted, "The phone it's for you!"
Sherry D. Anthony picked up the phone,
And without any word, just a very small groan.
She took the reciever and the unwanted call,
And yanked the phone clean out of the wall.
<<<<<C R A C K >>>>
"I'm tired of those calls one after another,
"I'm sick of wrong numbers, I think I will smother.
Then Sherry and her husband both looked at each other,
"Oh no," Jim sighed slowly. That was only your mother.
I'm not kidding.
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