Suicide

[phyzwiz]

I was depressed;
Contemplating suicide.
I had no gun,
Nor poison pill,
So I took a butter knife,
And spread myself to death.

[devious83]

ahahah

slow chuckle

inner reflecting

I found this funny.

Thanks.

[nightseas]

Wow, what an awesome way to get your message across to the reader!

Nice work!

[seraph1420]

i love the pun! i just can't stop laughing to be honest!
this is great work. well done

seraph

[deadpoet]

This raised an instant laugh. Great stuff; 'So I took a butter knife / And spread myself to death' - that's a line from a potential movie.

[jamielou]

I didn't think that was a pun. I thought it was for real. If I decide to go early, I may try it to see if it works. Louise

[phyzwiz]

I've been away for bit, bit I'm back. Thank you all, nightseas, seraph1420, jamieloue and deadpoet. I'm glad you enjoyed this little diddy.

[INFPoet]

This is unexpected and funny! Where did you ever come up with the idea for it?

~INFPoet

[phyzwiz]

I ripped it off. It was a punch line on a sit-com from the 80's. However, I did use it in a different context, so I don't claim plagiarism, just inspiration.

[tangerinepie]

Exquisitely awesome.However, would this be less painful than other methods?.. LOL..Such a satirical gem on a serious subject...well done..Tangie..

[Ladywildalice]

Well conceived in an imaginative mind, well constructed in stellar form, well presented with tongue in cheek, admirable and much enjoyed. Congratulations.